Guys this is bad
my mosquito bite is as large as my ankle
If we kissed:
-  This wouldn’t happen.
-  Oh disgusting.
-  Again, again.
-  Kiss you back.
-  Let’s take this to the bedroom.
-  Slap/Push you away.
-  Be confused
If you asked me out I’d say:
-  Um no.
-  I’m taken-
-  Sure.
-  HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
-  No.
-  Ew.
-  Sure.
-  YES.
-  Let’s do it.
-  No. You can’t handle my d.
-  FUCK YES.
-  No.
Should you reblog this?:
-  Yes. I want to send you one.
-  Yes.
-  No.
-  You already did.
being contacted by old friends who you thought forgot about you
FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
<3 = I want to fuck youthat’s illegal friends
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
i’m really sorry if you have me on snapchat because you’ve probably seen me
- without makeup
- brushing my teeth
- when i haven’t brushed my hair
- when i’ve just woken up
- mid-bite of food
- with as many chins as possible
Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.\ seriously watch the video. i’m crying i’m so proud of her
Pretty sure that if women were encouraged to do shit like this the way that men are, tons of female gymnasts would have beaten this already. Have you seen the training that gymnasts are put through? Because my sister was a gymnast and even at age 12 like holy shit damn she could kick anyone’s ass.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb